Pirate Song

Tune: Pop Goes The Weasel

I sail around the seven seas;
I lie and cheat and plunder.
I bring fair maidens to-oo their kness-
I LOVE being a pirate!

A pirate never washes his hands,
Or has to wear clean so-ocks.
I'm the smelliest scoundrel through-out the land-
I LOVE being a pirate!

A pirate doesn't waste time in school.
We're mean and dumb and crazy
We get our kicks by fighting in duels-
I LOVE being a pirate!

Alas, the seas I no longer roam.
My mom called me to dinner.
It's getting dark and I have to go home-
I WISH I was really a pirate!