Oh I Wish I Were

Tune: If You're Happy And You Know It

Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
I would slippy and I'd slidey,
Over everybody's hidey.
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.

Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.
I'd ooey and I'd gooey,
Under everybody's shoey.
Oh, I wish I were a little hunk of mud.

Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange.
Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange.
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty,
Over everybody's shirty.
Oh, I wish I were a little slice of orange.

Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop.
Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop.
I'd go down with a slurp,
And I'd come up with a burp.
Oh, I wish I were a little can of pop.

Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.
I'd go bitey, bitey, bitey,
Over everybody's hidey.
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito.

Oh, I wish I were a little English sparrow
Oh, I wish I were a little English sparrow
Oh I'd sitty on the steeple and I'd spitty on the people
Oh, I wish I were a little English sparrow

Oh, I wish I were a little striped skunk
Oh, I wish I were a little striped skunk
Oh I'd sit beneath the trees and perfume all the breeze
Oh, I wish I were a little striped skunk