Gory, Gory

Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic

He jumped 40 thousand feet without a parachute.
He jumped 40 thousand feet without a parachute.
He jumped 40 thousand feet without a parachute.
But he ain't gonna jump no more.

CHORUS:
Gory, gory, what a heck of a way to die.
Gory, gory, what a heck of a way to die.
Gory, gory, what a heck of a way to die.
Well, he ain't gonna jump no more.

He landed on the target like a blob of strawberry jam...
We scraped him off the target with a bread and butter knife...
We put him in an envelope and sent him home to mum...
She put him on the mantelpiece for everyone to see...

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