The 12 Days of Camping

Tune: Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of camping,
My true love gave to me,
A scrub brush for the latrine.

(Continue as in the carol, with:)

2 dirty frypans
3 logs to chop
4 cans of Rid
5 stinky socks
6 leaky buckets
7 slimy snakes
8 rusty saws
9 muddy boots
10 burned fingers
11 charred dampers
12 bees a swarmin'